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"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"
shaved by lauren September 1, 2003

Shaved Bigfoot 

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

shaved chewbacca 

an unusually ugly individual
My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.
shaved chewbacca by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003

shaved monkey 

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
shaved monkey by decimator1337 November 12, 2014

Shaved head 

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
Shaved head by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

Shaved Peach 

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.
Shaved Peach by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017