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Schmooze 

One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.
"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl
Schmooze by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008

SCHMOOZE 

A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.

see "swagga"
Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.

Schmooze 

Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.

Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.

Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
Hey, I'm going to go schmooze for a minute.

Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing.
Schmooze by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010

schmooze 

Ujih john was schmoozed at the occasion
schmooze by Ujih john June 1, 2018

Schmooze 

A level above flirt. Usually to impress the opposite sex.
Zach you’re being a schmooze”
Schmooze by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

Schmooze 

The act of fucking a man in his man-pussy except he has stomach problems so a brown cream starts oozing out of his pussy. This phenomenon would be well-known as a “schmooze”
Hey guys. I was with chad last night and we totally schmoozed. It was gnarly”
Schmooze by BIGBALLSMAN14 April 9, 2023