schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass

roberts such a schmag

by sara brown October 28, 2003

schmag

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

by Groan February 02, 2004

Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

by bcterry June 30, 2007

schmag

meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork

Schmag was soo dumb today.

by deuthscke April 17, 2003

Schmag pie

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

by syllchick December 19, 2009