Revision

A code word to use for masturbating, more generally acceptable to use in public

I do a lot more revision the closer it gets to tests... it helps the stress

by RiHi August 23, 2014

revision

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

by bob January 13, 2005

Revision

Homework that accualy counts towards something.

Dude! i did some revision and i upped my grades from E's to B's

Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...

by sergio juan sheet rodriguez November 15, 2010

revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

by smuggins September 24, 2007

Revision

A word used in My school, i doubt that any other school uses it. The word means to give someone a blowjob. Usually the teacher doesn’t know about it so peers will laugh at the teacher being annonymous about it.

Teacher: Okay I will now give you your textbooks
Boy: Sir do you do Revision?
(Whole class Laughs)

by Mr Grosling April 4, 2019

Revision

Something you should be doing as your exams are tomorrow. But instead you're procrastinating by looking at revision tips on YouTube and not actually doing anything.

Mum: Have you done revision today?

You: yeah, i did some *insert subject you did a week ago*

by Hyperainbow December 31, 2018

revision

going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?

B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!

by catbabyyyy May 17, 2011