relatives

1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate

My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?

by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003

relatives

If from the South, can all be traced to your parents and your siblings.

My mom is my uncle and also my grandma and my 5th cousin.

by popo;l June 29, 2003

relatives

family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.

damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??

by fuck off June 24, 2003

relatives

people related....

baby mamas sister, fat aunt jama,...etc

by April June 28, 2003

relativity

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.

Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.

by Loadmaster August 25, 2005

Rel

A friend, buddy, pal, comrade, mate, etc…; an abbreviation of the word relative; originally used in mockery of terms like cuz or bro

*Between roommates*

Eduardo- (Enters room) How’s it going man?

Scott- Oh, hey. ‘Sup rel?

by cyc1ops May 7, 2008

relative

A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.

Whats goin' on relative?

by Obbie April 22, 2005