Rizz Radius

The radius that yo rizz reaches.

Guy 1: AYO check out the rizz radius of Luka bro :(
He’s getting ALL the ladies in the room.

Guy 2: bruh… you know this is a retirement home right…?

by BroBroMan42069 January 10, 2023

Splash Radius

The distance that toilet water travels when a piece of crap falls from your butt hole and splashes into the toilet.

If a Splash Radius is Danger Close, it usually means that the water is splashing you on your butt cheeks.

by jokjok2796 April 25, 2010

Blast Radius

Is the level of poo all on the back and inside of the toilet after an explosive bowel movement

Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches

by Ogb18 October 18, 2008

Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.

The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.

by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012

Clapping Radius

The distance on either side of your body that is needed in order for you to applaud.

Jeff, I am unable to applaud this spokesman because you're standing within my clapping radius!

by Kewl Kev October 22, 2009

Snack Radius

The area within arm's length of a zombie.

"Steve made a critical error as he stepped forward to strike the first zombie. By doing so, he entered the second zombie's snack radius and quickly became a meatsnack."

by qlajlu September 01, 2008

Slipper Radius

The maximum amount of distance you will travel from your house while wearing slippers before deciding you need to change to shoes.

dude 1"I chased after the garbage truck for almost to blocks, but then i hit my slipper radius and i knew there was no way"

dude 2: "bummer"

by nickzilllllla May 10, 2011