purse

Satirical form of the slang totes: a shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

As totes became popular and emojis expanded, tote received its own emoji which looked like a purse. Use of purse began as a way to mock people that used the slang totes.

Person 1: We should go to the mall this weekend for the huge sale!

Person 2: Purse! That would be awesome.

or

Person 1: Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Person 2: He purse is!

by buggerthat December 04, 2018

purse

When a male friend of yours doesn't do something because of a girlly reason.

Tim was going to go to the bar with us tonight, but he pursed out because he had to get up early tomarrow.

by Bryan Schwab April 06, 2004

purse

noun: 'to purse'

to get really wrecked on drugs and vomit and pass out

'he can't take his drugs, he's blatantly gonna purse later'

by betty_basgetti August 05, 2006

purse

What you call a girly and/or wimpy dude. A very humiliating insult to a guy that pride's himself in his own masculinity.

Hey Bouncer with the gloves, come out and fight me. What? your calling the cops? Fight me ya fucking purse!

by WCarlo April 28, 2006

purse

1. Vera Bradley-Place for preppy girls' junk, (makeup, lipgloss,)
2. (My Purse) Black Hole
3. Man-Purse, I don't want to know what's in there, but I know some of you who're reading this do.
4. Luis Vuitton- SuperPreps or WannaBe preps

"That Vera Bradley purse cost so much," Prep said,"They're just so expensive, you probably wouldn't want one."
"I've payed $75 for a pair of boots I get filthy once weekly," said Alexis the horse-girl tomboy.

by HorseChik December 03, 2006

purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.

Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.

by Rex Turbo November 11, 2007

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009