Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

by SlopNChop May 27, 2017

Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.

Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.

by RandomEpic February 18, 2011

old fashioned

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.

Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.

by Hell Rell August 13, 2006

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

by bige24 August 12, 2011

Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Old Fashion

The Syrup at ihop named old fashion. The MLC Screamo band from Oklahoma made a hand signal named the "old fashion" by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. It was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. They use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. You must yell out "Old Fashion" when doing the old fashion.

I can I get a Old Fashion hand shake

by MLCFC September 07, 2010

old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016