David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014

Full moyes

To completely mess things up/to start afresh and make a situation worse.

Things were going ok then he went full Moyes and f*cked it right up.

by Snafuscribe December 26, 2017

David Moyes

To 'Moyes' something is to screw up beyond all comprehension.

"Can't believe we're out of the Europa after pulling a David Moyes."

by JHmackem March 20, 2018

Moyes

To lose a football game.

I played against Sunderland in FIFA 17, their coach was such a Moyes

by Come on, why not? November 20, 2016