morbid

The sometimes obnoxious call from the auctioneer when the item on the auction block is somewhat unpopular and lacking sufficient interest and therefore bids.

"Morbid, morbid, morbid," harangued the yodeling auctioneer, as he attempted to drive up the price for the Webster's dictionary.

by John B September 29, 2005

Morbid

To be fascinated by Morbius, the first movie to sell a morbillion tickets

I am absolutely Morbid, Dr Michael Morbius is a genius and I will watch Morbius, the new Marvel movie a Morbillion times before I die

by ItsMorbinTime May 08, 2022

Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.

Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010

Morbid

What the cool kids say now. Used if something is utterly amazing. Instead of "sick" or "ill", because those make you sound like a douche.

-"Dude that's ill."
-"Dude you're such a loser. That's MORBID. Douche."

by TheMorbidKid July 10, 2010

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 05, 2003

Morbid

Morbid refers to someone's mother who is extremely overweight.

Josh - "Your mother is morbid bro."
Dave - "Fuck you bro. Your mother is so morbidly obese."

by Senorita Consumer October 07, 2021

Morbid Cringe

An obsessive and addictive contemptuous fascination with a particular person or group.

chris-chan is a case of Morbid Cringe.

by Mr.Lalnon May 14, 2020