by Benthamslayer4000 February 21, 2022

Two week old Jonny got Circumcised by a Samurai Moil now he's a Durf Mcgurk for life. Plus he sports extra large diapees.
by Durf Mcgurk October 12, 2008

When that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete retard.
Person 1: I don't know who started the Sunday football chat.
Person 2: You Did
Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)
Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)
What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)
Person 2: You Did
Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)
Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)
What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)
by Norman Beige December 17, 2015

the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged
by Brookfield rocks June 06, 2011

A stupid fucking munchkin who steals other people’s jokes. he’s probably the most unfunny person you’ve every met except from when he constantly says daddy/mommy milky.
by Blackface Babyyyy July 18, 2020
