Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.
by oxygen theif April 25, 2010
Get the Dollar Lampreymug. by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010
Get the dirty lampreymug. I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark
by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011
Get the Lamprey Storemug. An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.
"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
Get the social lampreymug. while giving a blow job you dont stop sucking after the fact until the member becomes red and engrossed
by Mona Lamprey May 18, 2009
Get the Dirty Lampreymug. George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan
by Pehn Nayme April 07, 2008
Get the "anal lamprey"mug. A josh lamprey is typically a nervous mess in the wild, unable to sting together a competent sentence. But once Josh Lamprey is comfortable you will realise why his dick is 9+ inches, also good at futsal
by Williamslittledick October 24, 2018
Get the Josh Lampreymug.