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zen Koan

A zen koan is an attempt to answer the question of whether a tree-falling makes a sound if no one heard it.

A zen koan concludes that a tree falling can only make a sound if two or more people vocalize it AFTER THE FACT in the ritual of language.

This follows Vikaas's rule some things can only be verified in retrospect even if the participants were not actually there...
Zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of language as a ritual; furthermore it confirms Vikaas's rule that the participating verifiers can come after the circumstantial fact...

The zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of the external participant; in contrast to the external observer in physics.

Because language is embedded in the universe as per Wittgenstein, simple discussion between two or more parties is enough to create MATERIAL fact; even if that materialization comes after the circumstance, per the Vikaas rule.
by flightfacilities May 13, 2022
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baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.
"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"
by flavahnice May 17, 2008
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Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.
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koang

koang is such a cunt
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Koanch

This can mean two things; a name given to someone when you are calling them or it can be used to replace a verb that only you and the person you are talking to will understand.
"Hey what up koanch"
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While talking to your friend you don't want people to know what you are going to do so you say "Are you still down to go koanching later?"
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koania

She is like a phoenix she has the eyes of a dragon and the spirit of a phoenix she will go through trials but when she overcomes them she will as a phoenix rising above everyone else like an empress she is a warrior queen a force to be reckoned with she has the honor and integrity of a marine and she is loyal and truthful to all even when the truth hurts.
My daughter is Koania she is a determined warrior queen in my eyes
by Wu Tanglin April 13, 2021
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Koanele

Koanele is a sweet, loving guy. Literally too kind for this world. He makes sure people are happy and he'll always smile but he's somewhat paining inside
Person : Koanele can you do this for me

Koanele : Sure no problem.
by Segøw November 23, 2021
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