Jennifer Lopez

A boring, self-centered celebrity with an ass that's big enough to have its own gravitational pull.

Jennifer Lopez was on TV again...yay.

by x_Summer_x April 03, 2006

Jennifer Lopez

half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....

Nice arse tho.

by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003

Jennifer Lopez

wait who ?

who tf is that « Jennifer Lopez » everyone’s talkin about

by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022

jennifer lopez

A no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in America

I am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby

by juiice February 06, 2007

Jennifer lopez

a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises

jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

by billy the sperm June 11, 2006

Jennifer Lopez

Horrible, no talent loser, whose idea of fashion includes fur in her own line of tacky garments.

The fur industry assumes its buyers are ignorant, unintelligent and empty. So does Jennifer Lopez.

by Darkly December 28, 2005

Jennifer Lopez

A sexually transmitted disease that leads to alcoholism and penile warts

Sally gave me Jennifer Lopez that dirty hoe

by Theglorius2cm February 13, 2022