Pay(s) for itself

When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.

This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:

"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"

Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.

by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009

Chess speaks for itself

The famous quote said by none other than legendary Hans Niemann himself who will go on to becoming the world's first Ultra Grandmaster in chess.

Interviewer: Hans, yesterday was a terrible day for you, and today, you start out with a masterpiece. How would you summarize it?

Hans Niemann: Chess speaks for itself. *walks away*

Interviewer: is it something special doing this against Magnus, Hans? *cricket noises*

by Sheriff Stealth September 15, 2022

Deprive itself of oxygen

( for a problem) to go away on its own, without you putting in the effort into solving the problem

The problem of smurglaries will not deprive itself of oxygen until we reinstate bail. :(

by Sexydimma January 12, 2022

It's still thanosing itself

When you forget that the word "dissolving" exists.

Charlotte: *puts an aspirin in a cup of water*
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by Chardino August 05, 2019

shit itself

Technical term for frequent computer behaviour when running Microsoft Operating Systems, often accompanied by a blue screen or memory dump. Will often happen just before saving work or towards the end of a large download.
Usually remedied by liberal application of the three fingered salute.

Crap on crap! the MS box has shit itself again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

It'll work itself out

The phrase you say when you have no solution to solve the problem, so you believe that it will resolve itself without any work on your part.

Person One: Did you remember to do your homework for Trig?
Person Two: No, but it'll work itself out.

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

it aint gonna suck itself

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob

Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

by MytyMohr April 29, 2008