How do you like them apples? 

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

How do you like them apples? by The Ws Crew January 5, 2009

how do you do? 

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?

how do you do? by Swamp Ig December 2, 2005

how do i google search how to search google 

Search this in google if you don't know how to search how to search something in google in google. And if you can't search how do i google search how to search google in google, then you could always do a google search for how do i search how do i google search how to search google in google.

i don't know how to google something, i'll just search google for how do i google search how to search google.

how do i google search how to search google by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

how do i vent like 

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

how do i vent like by the thiccest in the land September 25, 2020

how do I shot web 

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

how do I shot web by Supreme_Bananas January 20, 2008

how do i live

Just don't die.

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.

how do i live by RavenPhan October 11, 2016

how do i top lesbians? 

uttered by Captain Marvel’s Brie Larson to Valkyrie’s Tessa Thompson at the ACE Comic Con panel "Captain Marvel & Valkyrie: A Conversation with Brie Larson and Tessa Thompson"

"How do I top lesbians?"

"I’m sure the lesbians can show you after."

how do i top lesbians? by RedRanger92 October 15, 2019