I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

My thoughts will have blood on them

It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.

The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.

The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.

And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-

“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”

“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”

“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”

by BroofDiscordUser February 1, 2022

Do you have games on your phone

Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.

Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?

Person: *Slaps the child*

by Lazyfemale August 11, 2023

Youll have that on them big jobs

Youll have that on them big jobs

Example: ya youll have that on them big jobs

by TheDPhimself March 12, 2022

have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Have an on purpose

When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.

When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.

That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.

by Some rando out there May 19, 2024