Guantanamo
Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
Guantanamo by Wizodin April 12, 2020
Guantanamo Style
The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.
Guantanamo Style by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010
Guantanamo bay approach
The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.
Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.
Guantanamo bay approach by Sam406 May 15, 2008
Guantanamo Rick
An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
Guantanamo Rick by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
Guantanamo Baptism
Guantanamo Baptism by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010
Guantanamo goggles
The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Guantanamo goggles by NVN May 16, 2010
guantanamo geronimo
The act of placing a cloth over a sexual partner's face and then urinating on the cloth, similar to an act of water boarding.
Sorry dude, I accidentally ruined that shirt I borrowed when I had to use it to give this chick a Guantanamo Geronimo.
guantanamo geronimo by Depravity Gravity June 7, 2017
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