The act of removing your pants immediately upon entering your home. Popularly- named based upon actor Jeff Garlin's character, Murray Goldberg, who does this repeatedly on ABC's hit comedy TV show, The Goldbergs.
I goldberged as soon as I closed my front door. To 'Goldberg', is to remove your pants upon entering your home. Goldberging means to walk around your house without pants on. No pants.
by DowntownMotown May 2, 2014
by Tara Neal March 3, 2008
by bruce9707 May 7, 2009
To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg
"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
by estack November 24, 2008
An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?
Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out
Marisa: But I don't have one
G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
Marisa: But I don't have one
G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
by Sensational_Shirley October 5, 2008
The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.
by Juan Montalvo February 8, 2006
by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016