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Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain
Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch
Fainting Couch by skylarskank August 3, 2008

fainting goat 

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.
After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
fainting goat by Andrew April 18, 2005

fainting game 

Inducing unconsciousness by hyperventilating and getting a friend to bear hug you
Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.
fainting game by lrwguitar May 22, 2016

Fainting Goat 

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.
Fainting Goat by FSRueful February 13, 2019

fainting goat 

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
fainting goat by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.
A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep
The Fainting Goat by NTRP January 6, 2021