To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she'
s had an exceptionally
long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the
cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It'
s clever and women know precisely what it means.