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bro or hoe criteria 

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
bro or hoe criteria by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.
Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

Incidental Criteria 

Knockout criteria that suddenly appear during the assessment of a project. These criteria have never been seen or mentioned before said assessment and if they are not fulfilled will result in a failing grade.
Teacher: "If you don't have a presentation by tomorrow, you'll fail this assignment"
Student: "This was not in the initial assignment, it's an Incidental Criteria"

Bourne Criteria 

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.
I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.
Bourne Criteria by Gordy W. November 19, 2023

4 factor criteria 

Mine meets it, yours does not. Fuck these sub-human YouTubers.
Hym "Mine does meet the 4 factor criteria. Yours does not. Make them come clean or shut down the site. These fucking garbage need to get a job."
4 factor criteria by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do