clam

A wrong or sour note in music.

That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.

by pentozali March 19, 2008

clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

clam

another word for the phone

Get off the clam and drive, the 5-0 are following us!

by Mizzle Bizzle April 14, 2008

clam

A large gob of mucous.

I coughed up a clam and spit it on the jerk's window.

by The Urbane Urban Speaker January 4, 2004

clam

a dick eater, known as a pussy

she has a small clam
=O

by gabshag January 13, 2008

clam

A person who is very nerdy and acts like a complete toolbag all the time.

Hey, look at Jack with his rolling backpack, what a clam!

by Romil May 31, 2011

clam

informal, slang expression to refer to dollars

please, lend me 75 clams, i'm short this month

by Aldana2008 September 3, 2008