bladder juice

The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.

Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

Bladder Flush

Beer

Bartender: Another beer Mr.Oz?
Mr. Oz: No, I've had enough bladder flush for tonight. Would you call me a cab please.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

bladder buster

(n) Any of the ubiquitous, huge, outrageously obnoxious soft drink containers sold in convenience stores. They get larger each year and before long, some nut will weld a crash-bar to a 55 gallon drum, walk into a Kum-n-Go and expect a 59 cent refill. The bladder buster has gotten so large that no vehicle's cup holder can hold them. When you urinate after drinking one, the fire department's hazmat team is summoned and the EPA files an incident report.

Damn, Frank filled his bladder buster at the truck stop and then we had to stop every 20 minutes of the trip so he could squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

bladder buddies

Girls who go to the toilet in pairs

The toilet is engaged. The bathroom is full of bladder buddies

by notpoodle February 28, 2008

Bladder buster

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.

That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.

by FairVanity January 21, 2010