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Italian Bistro 

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
Italian Bistro by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.
When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"
ass Bistro by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

Brazilian Bistro

You wrap roast beef around your penis and put a condom over it. You fuck the girl in the ass and let the gravy spew out.
How about we go get a Brazilian Bistro from the neighbor
Brazilian Bistro by The Pope JK October 1, 2009

swanky bistro

The old swanky bistro, Going down on 2 fat chicks while masturbating to skinny chick porn on the television
ah man I got so drunk last night I had 2 rhinos take me home and give me the old swanky bistro

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A mix between bust and voltron. A person (typically in sports) who is built to underperform, not only during critical moments but all of the time.
Alex Rodriguez really is a bustron during postseason play.

Jamarcus Russel is the Ultimate bustron.
bustron by infideldrick October 18, 2010

Biotrocity 

A biological event resulting in catastrophic destruction and/or discomfort.
Don't go in the bathroom, man. There's been a fucking Biotrocity.
Biotrocity by Manic Decree October 24, 2018