bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

by lord farquad the tall December 26, 2013

ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

Brazilian Bistro

You wrap roast beef around your penis and put a condom over it. You fuck the girl in the ass and let the gravy spew out.

How about we go get a Brazilian Bistro from the neighbor

by The Pope JK September 30, 2009

South lake Bistro

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

by Soild D June 3, 2020

swanky bistro

The old swanky bistro, Going down on 2 fat chicks while masturbating to skinny chick porn on the television

ah man I got so drunk last night I had 2 rhinos take me home and give me the old swanky bistro

by [e-mail] October 30, 2010