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award sex

1.) Sexual favors given to a man by his woman after he has attained the status of "winner" in her eyes, such as upon winning a sporting event or being promoted.

2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
Jeff: Ashley fucked me silly for three days straight after we won the title.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.
by Romeo Foxtrot February 1, 2007
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Award Stomp

To wreck someone's night by barging onto the stage while the person is receiving an award and saying things irrelevant to the person who received the award.
In the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift received her music award, Kanye West Award Stomped into her, and said that Beyonce made the best music video of all time.
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
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award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.
Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...
by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014
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award ceremony

when your friend decides to shower with you and put the penis up the butt and spank em in showers. And masturbate together and paint the shower with your cum and makes the bathroom beautiful. And giving your mom a heart attack.
award ceremony wapppppp
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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Award-Digger

Creative Directors who use their creatives and juniors for ideas to win awards and then spit them out once they get their Cannes Lions, Pencils and Loeries.
He was such an award-digger. The moment he got his Award he completely shunned her from the team.
by Hyper_fox June 7, 2018
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Brown Star Award

The brown star award is earned after successfully having anal sex for the first time.
Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.
by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015
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Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
by Y2k September 2, 2021
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