Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.
Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."
Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."
by Mak&T July 8, 2006
to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't
by Alice Green March 21, 2010
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Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.
Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022