count

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.

by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019

count it

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*

by this is for you em! March 25, 2008

Count

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

by Timothy Ouellette August 20, 2007

Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

by kroon78 September 18, 2010

Count

a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.

I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.

by NotYourAvgWhiteGirl March 15, 2009

count it

A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.

The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"

by The Street 57 October 3, 2007

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004