Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.
There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.
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Get the Whitest Name on Earth mug.The Whitest Kids U’Know (WKUK) is a sketch comedy pogram which aired its first season on Fuse in March of 2007, but then moved to IFC where it can be aired in all its uncensored goodness.
The show features comedians Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams and Sam Brown.
Watching WKUK has been known to produce an extremely euphoric high in many individuals, or extreme disgust or offence in others.
Either way, it’s easily the greatest thing to happen to television since it was invented.
The show features comedians Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams and Sam Brown.
Watching WKUK has been known to produce an extremely euphoric high in many individuals, or extreme disgust or offence in others.
Either way, it’s easily the greatest thing to happen to television since it was invented.
by Kaptain Metalbowl January 14, 2008
Get the The Whitest Kids U Know mug.Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
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Way Up Whites began in 2020, after the death of George Floyd. George (who was handcuffed) was murdered by a police officer that used his knee on George's neck to pin him to the ground. George stated that he could not breathe and eventually lost consciousness, yet the officer remained on his neck. George's death incited protests, riots, and looting all across the country. White business owners looking to protect their property took tactics from Korean business owners, who are known as Rooftop Koreans for the time they took to the roofs of their businesses during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots. White people, employing the same tactics, are known as "Way Up Whites," because they're way up there.
Way Up Whites began in 2020, after the death of George Floyd. George (who was handcuffed) was murdered by a police officer that used his knee on George's neck to pin him to the ground. George stated that he could not breathe and eventually lost consciousness, yet the officer remained on his neck. George's death incited protests, riots, and looting all across the country. White business owners looking to protect their property took tactics from Korean business owners, who are known as Rooftop Koreans for the time they took to the roofs of their businesses during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots. White people, employing the same tactics, are known as "Way Up Whites," because they're way up there.
Shaquan: Hey man, let's hit the best buy
Jarvis: Nah Cuh, they got Way Up Whites on that bitch
Shaquan: Shit dawg, good call. I ain't trying to get shot for a new TV.
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Jarvis: yo dawg, who dis George Floyd everyone be talking 'bout?
Shaquan: shit man, I don't know. I'm just here for the free shit
Jarvis: Nah Cuh, they got Way Up Whites on that bitch
Shaquan: Shit dawg, good call. I ain't trying to get shot for a new TV.
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Jarvis: yo dawg, who dis George Floyd everyone be talking 'bout?
Shaquan: shit man, I don't know. I'm just here for the free shit
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