WHISK

A common kitchen tool that is apparently is also used in pornography to satisfy the kinkiest internet lads.

It is also a trigger warning for YouTubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Tyler Oakley. Yeah...the video is on Tyler Oakley's channel. "Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley"

Dan is sat comfortably on his couch having a nice chat with Phil when Tyler jumps out from no where and whispers, "Whisk," into Dan's ear. Dan screams and goes into shock as he is bombarded with all the images of the mentally disturbing whisk porno he watched with Tyler all those years ago. Tyler's evil cackling drowns out the sounds of Dan's whimpering. Phil tries to help poor Dan, who is now in a fetal position on the floor, but the images racing through Dan's brain are too much. Too much. Phil inhales sharply and tightens his fist in anger as he dramatically looks out the window.

"Was it worth it?" Phil grinds out, "Was the video worth this trauma?" Tyler sobers up at Phil's dangerous tone.
"No." Tyler smirks, "It was worth everything. Wire whisk stretches her monstrous cunt open."

by funkymunch November 22, 2015

whisk

something dan howell is tramatized of

Phil: Let's Use A Whisk Dan!
Dan: NO NO NO

by arianaisnotonfire March 2, 2017

whisked

angry

mario just fell over a banana, hes whisked now.

by parman. January 12, 2011

Whisking

The act of having sex in the kitchen

"Our whisking was interrupted by the chef."

"Guess who got whisked last night?"

by KALK October 13, 2008

the whisk

The act of swirling your penis around in a circular motion by hand, while inside of a vagina/butt hole as if you were mixing eggs.

I’m going to give my girlfriend the whisk later and make her squirt all over the place

by Eatmybasswhole June 27, 2019

Into the Whisk

the point of a night at which one slips into a state of total disrepair and self-indulgence, as if they were headed to a bizarre imaginary place, taking said person "into the whisk". This phenomena generally occurs as a direct result of the excessive consumption of alcohol.

Dallas: Man, Craig lost total control of all bodily functions last Saturday! We had to send him back home with Brittany and Carlene. That rig was definitely headed into the whisk!!

by Cabri14 January 22, 2013

whisk

a girl who likes to stir shit up, just for the purpose of causing drama.

1) ''she's such a whisk, all she does is stir shit up''

2) ''did you see all the facebook fights the whisk started? shit-stirrer much?''

by ogogtripleog June 26, 2011