unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.

I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.

by Bx Boy April 24, 2006

Unidentified Farting Arsehole

When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA

Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"

by Bigcharsnudes October 03, 2018

Unidentified Flying Dick

A dick of an anonymous male that is levitating in the air.

What's that in the sky? It appears to be a UFD!(or Unidentified Flying Dick)

by Darkgod July 29, 2007

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

When someone blows you off for no apparent reason.

Text message: Hey good morning, how are you today? No response to text... UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

by alwaystails June 03, 2010

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?

by Sexydimma February 12, 2015

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016