A person with an incredibly small penis.
by dik fuck February 1, 2017
Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
by ooden September 19, 2016
by Pasquelle February 13, 2016
A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."
by ValoKire April 18, 2008
a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
by coolbiker7 October 22, 2008
A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
by ValoKire April 21, 2008
Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.
by Tilt22 December 22, 2012