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rut tut tut 

1. Textual sound made by a drummer in a children's book published in early 1970s with interesting psuedo-psychadelic pictures.

2. Short smooth wooden stick or pole, 2.5 to 3 inches in length, approximately a half-inch in diamter, painted in red and black swirl stripes, like the pattern of a common candy-cane, with no particular use.

3. The beginning of a childishly humorous phrase often voiced by young gradeschool-aged children, which procedes "... I found my butt inside of a liberty gut."
Rut tut tut, I found my butt inside of a liberty gut.
rut tut tut by P'tainz January 25, 2013
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Tut/Tutnese 

Tut or Tutnese is a language made in north America by Soulaani people aka black Americans during the times of slavery to communicate in secret and to learn how to read or write without slave masters knowing.
when I heard Bri speaking Tut/Tutnese I couldn't understand her, but it sounded beautiful.
Tut/Tutnese by Soulaan July 14, 2023

rut-tut-tut 

1. The catchphrase of the two switch maestro penguins in their advert.

2. The last, vain attempt to get a laugh once a joke has gone flat. Usually unsuccessful.
1."Dum-dum-dum-da-dum, Rut-tut-tut."

2. "and then the French guy says 'deoderant, what's that?'. Heheh (awkward silence). Umm.. rut-tut-tut?"
rut-tut-tut by Brentmeister May 23, 2005

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.
Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
King Tut dick by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010
Tut up cannot be defined. It is undefinable. It is the omega and the Alfa of all words. It is everything but at the same time Cameron.
Margret said to Cameron to tut up and Cameron cried.

To tut up means to like Tonia's Weiner cheese.
tut up by Darthdew December 31, 2013