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Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.
We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

Tractor Pies 

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.
My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway
Tractor Pies by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

tractor breath 

A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.
Tom - Way to keep up tractor breath. We lost you on the first hill.
Doug - <pant>
tractor breath by malarky2020 October 12, 2008

Tractor Tread 

The wrinkles on your testicles skin when they are cold and shriveled up.
Damn that water was cold, my nuts have some serious tractor tread now.
Tractor Tread by ChuckT123 April 8, 2009

Chiswick Tractor 

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
Chiswick Tractor by Les goddams February 9, 2022

Toorak Tractor 

"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.
There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.
Toorak Tractor by Van February 3, 2005