A roadman is a deluded big headed chav, who spends their saturday mornings sitting outside Poundland next to the hobos smoking joints. They wear charity shop Adidas joggers and bin bags as coats found in a council lorry down the road. They scrapped their 2 years of education ( only made it reception) and can’t speak a word of English apart from “ I’ll shank u bruv” with a bent butter knife they stole from their mums knicker drawer.
Fat joe: did u see that roadman down the road matey
Big bill: yeah mate he said he’d shank me so I gave him 50 p and a wedgie and he was on his way
Big bill: yeah mate he said he’d shank me so I gave him 50 p and a wedgie and he was on his way
by big Barry 200 July 15, 2020
A roadman is someone who thinks they are ‘hard’ because they wear balaclavas and have about three layers of coats on . Usually these roadmen only wear balaclavas to hide the fact that they are ugly as fuck and claim it to just be for ‘no face no case’. These roadmen seem to all somehow believe they will be rich when there older due to their 4K followers they’ve brought on ig or gained by doing promos no one gives a fuck about.
Mum - ‘You better not be friends with him , he seems very dangerous ‘
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’
by EUnknownE July 31, 2019
Young teens usually from London area who wear adidas tracksuits and carry their mums' kitchen knife for 'protection' against other wastemen. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common wasteman involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. Usually selling drugs or taking them, every wasteman will have a list of reliable plugs for contraband and will have a plethora of numbers able to provide various narcotics around the clock. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common wasteman has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst fellow waste. In terms of their likely whereabouts, wastemen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the kebab shop. Speaking of which, the local kebab centre is commonly referred to as the wastemans' synagogue where such individuals spent a considedable amount of time, congregating with others alike. Although seen as an annoyance, the common wasteman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another. Although thoroughly defined, here are a few other common traits that are associated with wastemen,
- Driving cars with tinted windows
- Stealing money from parent(s)
- Buying 39p energy drinks/crisps
- Unjustifiable and non-sensical hatred for the police
-Listens to grime
- General lowlife
- Uses nokia brick
- Driving cars with tinted windows
- Stealing money from parent(s)
- Buying 39p energy drinks/crisps
- Unjustifiable and non-sensical hatred for the police
-Listens to grime
- General lowlife
- Uses nokia brick
*drives past the chippy and sees a roadman with a stolen bike smoking a joint whilst drinking emerge and playing skepta off his trap phone.
Fucking wastemen
Fucking wastemen
by Randeloy smite June 21, 2018
Roadman comes from the 21st century slang word, describing a boy (normally at a teenage age) as someone who thoroughly knows the ins and outs of his area, and the people in the area - he will also be involved in popular events such as trapping, driving (cruising), parties etc.
Devon - Is Marcus coming out tonight fam?
Antonio - Of course he is man, Marcus is a roadman, dumb question blud!
Devon - ..alie
Antonio - Of course he is man, Marcus is a roadman, dumb question blud!
Devon - ..alie
by dexterblackie November 22, 2010
Roadman is a word that first appeared in the 21st century in London, England.
Roadmen are often characterised by several factors:
1. They mostly consist of drop outs from school or at least be below the average IQ level of a 12 year old.
2. They wear puffer jackets no matter what season of the year it is. However tracksuit variations do occur, those tracksuits are more often than not from Nike or Emporio armani same as with the puffer jacket species. Their footwear consists of multiple pairs of Nike trainers such as the Air Max series or from the Air Huarache line of shoes. Some do wear however wear Adidas or Jordan's, depending if their benefits are big enough to cover their cost.
3. They more often than not have a small man bag to carry their marijuana and other illegal substances, their cigarettes bought from a corner shop and a small shank for extorting money.
4. either they or their parents live off of pure welfare and benefits. And somehow manage to get more girls and better clothing than the typical person.
Here is a random youtube comment showing off the roadman dilect: when you're on that grind fam like blud looking in that JD getting bare vexed that your fam ain't become blud cus your cuz couldn't get any wings and dat fam like from the chicken and fam chips shop like you know what I'm saying cuz like working class blud Arsenal fan tv and dat man like Ozil picking up bare nice kicks for four fifty from nandos if ya know what I'm saying fam
Roadmen are often characterised by several factors:
1. They mostly consist of drop outs from school or at least be below the average IQ level of a 12 year old.
2. They wear puffer jackets no matter what season of the year it is. However tracksuit variations do occur, those tracksuits are more often than not from Nike or Emporio armani same as with the puffer jacket species. Their footwear consists of multiple pairs of Nike trainers such as the Air Max series or from the Air Huarache line of shoes. Some do wear however wear Adidas or Jordan's, depending if their benefits are big enough to cover their cost.
3. They more often than not have a small man bag to carry their marijuana and other illegal substances, their cigarettes bought from a corner shop and a small shank for extorting money.
4. either they or their parents live off of pure welfare and benefits. And somehow manage to get more girls and better clothing than the typical person.
Here is a random youtube comment showing off the roadman dilect: when you're on that grind fam like blud looking in that JD getting bare vexed that your fam ain't become blud cus your cuz couldn't get any wings and dat fam like from the chicken and fam chips shop like you know what I'm saying cuz like working class blud Arsenal fan tv and dat man like Ozil picking up bare nice kicks for four fifty from nandos if ya know what I'm saying fam
Situation 1:
Person 1: Do you see those Huaraches..
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a roadman.
Situation 2:
Person 1: Eyy man, you know steve? He's a ginger nonce innit?
person 2: Keep your Roadman down in public please.
Person 1: Do you see those Huaraches..
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a roadman.
Situation 2:
Person 1: Eyy man, you know steve? He's a ginger nonce innit?
person 2: Keep your Roadman down in public please.
by IDKWhatToPutForAUserName August 23, 2017
A Roadman is a male from 15-30 and knows all of his area (UK mainly England). As said in other cases, is a distant relative of the chav (a person who hides in their mothers’ basements). They have been seen to wear Bin Bags, Nike Air Tracksuits, Fake Gucci ; a manbag containing a knife and a bag of weed. They cannot speak English very well ; their language was made to confuse Americans. They have a strange behaviour and often group up in gangs, smoke and perform robberies at your local Greggs. KFC and McDonald’s are their favourite places (as they can now get 23% attention there). If you see any vandalised Boris Bikes, it is told to leave your planet immediately as they are their favourite vehicle - peace, love and chesticles, Me
by Bolivia your next door neighbo October 7, 2019
Top 5 posessions are:
North face puffer jacket.
North Face gloves.
Adidas tracksuit bottoms.
Adidas man bag (it's not a man bag, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one.)
Nike huaraches.
Cheeky Nando's. Stormzy. Shuffling. Proper lit fam. If you haven't got a baseball cap, that's okay, just get a top knot. Tesco car park. Slept with 20 girls, still a virgin innit famelam.
North face puffer jacket.
North Face gloves.
Adidas tracksuit bottoms.
Adidas man bag (it's not a man bag, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one.)
Nike huaraches.
Cheeky Nando's. Stormzy. Shuffling. Proper lit fam. If you haven't got a baseball cap, that's okay, just get a top knot. Tesco car park. Slept with 20 girls, still a virgin innit famelam.
Tom: yo fam, holla at ya boy when you wanna hit up TCPC, word to ya ma.
Liam: waddup cuz, what you chattin'?
Tom: tesco car park crew bredder, bring your man bag my roadman, need you to bring ya purse for cheeky Nando's with the lads. #spicy #lemonchicken #roadman #gottasayhashtag
Liam: waddup cuz, what you chattin'?
Tom: tesco car park crew bredder, bring your man bag my roadman, need you to bring ya purse for cheeky Nando's with the lads. #spicy #lemonchicken #roadman #gottasayhashtag
by ShakeJuntCB March 8, 2017