When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!