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shower the vacuum 

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on

The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016

The Patrick Vacuum 

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

The Polish Vacuum 

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.
Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

vacuum the stars 

doing a line of coke
I vacuum the stars
So I can work longer
So I can earn more
So I can do vacuum more stars

*google I Do Coke Song*

the dirty vacuum 

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.
Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"