by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010
Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.
by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2011
A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.
by UncleBadTouch April 18, 2006
A religious leader, often catholic, who engages in sexual activity with minors. Often used in a humorous context.
Watch out for Father Bad Touch down at the church.
by BrutalSheldon May 1, 2008
Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011
by MochiFace July 1, 2013
a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.
by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011