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Temperance Spoon 

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

Temperance Brennan 

The main character on Bones, the TV show. She is incredibly intelligent and has 3 doctorates. Best forensic anthropologist in her field. She gets together with Seeley Booth late into the series when she announces she is pregnant with his kid. Temperance is the best female role model on television ever.
I want to be a forensic anthropologist, just like Temperance Brennan!

queen of temperance 

a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!
caitlyn: i miss u so much

brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah

caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend
queen of temperance by brickie July 15, 2005

temprence 

She is a amazing girl you will ever meet but if you mess with her she will turn into a devil but she is loving and caring she thinks about you 24/7
Temprence is fun
temprence by Temprence March 14, 2018

Temperamento

Cristian Estremera better knows as Temperamento is a puerto rican rapper, producer and CEO of his own company. He is one of the best latino rappers, but waste his talent dissing to all the fucking latin reggaetoneros and rappers that he thinks that "sold out"
A: Hey man have you ear that new reggaetonero, T-Rier?

B: Yeah man, he is pretty damn good.... But is matter of time for that Temperamento make a tiraera (diss song) for him...

A: Yeah, lol!
Temperamento by RealGame July 9, 2010

Temperamental 

A person that can explode at any given moment, one minute everything can be super-duper and their company that of something wonderful and the next they are loathsome. They are very volatile and often the hothead. I know this how? I am describing me.
Joe Bloggs: "Hey come on wake up its 7 AM I am up so get your lazy ass out of bed"

Temperamental person: "GET THE $#%! OUT OF MY $#%!ing ROOM YOU STUPID $#%!"

..A while later..

Joe Bloggs: "Oh so you have finally emerged then and are you all right now?"

Temperamental person: "Huh, what you on about? I have always been fine what's for breakfast?"

Joe Bloggs: "Err your little going off on one?"

Temperamental person: "Yeah well, you shouldn't disturb my morning time then should you luv!"

Joe Bloggs: "Well YOU should be up and not sleeping the morn away!"

Temperamental person "$#%! OFF YOU STUPID PIECE OF $#%!.. I AM NOT YOU SO STOP INTERFERING THE $#%! IN MY $#%!ing life!!!"

..End..