He’s a old man but enjoys hanging around with birds
“Aww looks at Stewart, back at it again.”
Yes very wholesome
by Emeriche June 29, 2019
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Stewart is an extremely sexy man, beautifully tanned, that has a well-toned body that while not having a six-pack is still a good 20 times hotter than Zac Efron. He is kind, caring and loves his Crystal. Made some bad decisions, but now does the best for everyone around him. He is good lookin' with beautiful brown eyes and brown hair.

Stewart often keeps to himself for the sake of not hurting/worrying those around him. With a great love for his Mom Stewart does the best he can for his family, even though he may not particularly like them. Stewart is an exceptional athlete varying his greatness through various sports. Despite hs dislike for children somehow they always became attached to him, somewhat to the discomfort of him.

Overall, amazing personality, gorgeous body, and does the best he can for those he loves.
Omfg! You're so lucky to land a Stewart!
by Themasterofbeingsarcastic July 22, 2013
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A Stewart is great at first, very friendly and chatting. Often flirts with women and makes everyone smile and laugh. But after knowing them for a while the real Stewart starts to show, and he's and asshole.

Stewarts are reckless with girls' hearts and will throw out an "I love you" if it will get him laid. Stewart sucks at time management and lacks the ability to not piss you off, but then again in the moment you'll find him funny and smile but after leaving his presence you realize what an asshole he truly is.
Friend 1: Yeah man Rick got blacklisted from Tri-delta after only 3 months of seeing that nice girl.

Friend 2: He must've been a Stewart and was sweet and played her to get laid.
by Amelia Samuel September 21, 2019
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A short kid with a blonde mullet. His favorite band is Winger. He tries to hang out with Beavis and Butthead, but they just get him in trouble.
Stewart:Hey you guys!
Beavis:Oh crap, it's Stewart.
Butthead:Let's kick his ass.
by MulletOfMetal November 15, 2016
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You have not lived till you meet a stewart. Stewarts are the greatest person to be in bad with and has a huge cock all the girl run up to him and all the boys what to be him. Stewarts are very smart.
Stewart is very sexy.
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