The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
by shaun ey February 17, 2010
Get the jonny steadmug. 1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
by Guess who November 28, 2003
Get the Stead (vt)mug. This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
Get the Stead-Pollard Ratingmug. a ninja with a lot of money
by bikkie21 October 25, 2023
Get the Tristan steadmug. by bonsonage January 07, 2019
Get the James steadmug. A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
Get the Duncan "Bush"steadmug. by Lukewatsonlikes69 September 01, 2021
Get the Rhys steadmug.