jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up
by shaun ey February 18, 2010
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Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
by Guess who November 28, 2003
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 26, 2011
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stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future
she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
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Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock
by Callum Stead November 22, 2021
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Duncan "Bush"stead

A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.

Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.

A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.

When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.

When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.

He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.

Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.

When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.

Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).

The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
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Tristan stead

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "
by bikkie21 October 25, 2023
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