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Squaring a Supermarket 

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.
What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?
Squaring a Supermarket by Numerati October 11, 2024

squaring your shelves 

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.

squaring your shelves 

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.

Short Squaring 

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.
I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.
Short Squaring by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
Safety-squaring by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

squating cobra 

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil
dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!
squating cobra by sryrudczad May 26, 2010