Single

A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.
"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"
by RICEOWL August 10, 2008
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Single

Someone who makes jokes about the other sex.
Guy 1: MaKe Me A sAnDwIcH wOmAn!!!11!!
Girl 1: You're single aren't you...

Girl 1: MEN ARE PIGZ!!11!!1!!!!one!!!1
Guy 1: You're single aren't you...
by Znorock February 08, 2012
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Single

GIRL/BOY YIU DONT NEED HIM/HER YOU ARE INDEPENDENT AND NEED NO MANZ/GIRL OKAY WE WILL GO THROUGH THIS TOGETHER SISTER/BROTHER
I’m single as can be
by Ali :3 October 19, 2019
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Single

(adj)
lacking motivation to consistently maintain the level of personal hygiene and/or considerate shaving habits generally considered appropriate in a committed relationship.
Spinster Aunt: I don't understand how you're not taken yet. You're so beautiful/handsome/talented/kind/(insert positive adjective here)!
Me: Being single is just less work...
by realitycheckplease September 22, 2011
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Single

Me...
"I'm single! A single Pringle! I'm proud of it. I don't need anyone! Hah!" (goes to cry)
by cutecurtainbangs:) April 08, 2022
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Single

1. For a friendly, considerate, and well-meaning person this can be a great period where one learns a lot about him/herself and life in general. For example, one can learn a lot about going out, meeting new people, and making new friendships that can help her/him in the social marketplace.

2. If one lacks common-sense social skills and/or basic social etiquette it can be a lonely, lonely sausage fest for guys or a trip down Get-Your-Ass-Used-Avenue for girls. Lacking these social skills include: being a douchebag by not bringing one's own liquor to a party or by not letting one's date/new friend talk because s/he is too busy talking about the most boring shit in the world or about her/himself non-stop. Basically, being SINGLE for this person means they better social skill UP. There's a REASON why s/he is single!!!!

3. A time that is desperately needed for serial daters because they need to find out who the f*ck they are and what/who they really want in life.
1. I'm so envious of Malik. He's so happy being single and he's really finding out a lot about himself.

2. No wonder Apple is single. She doesn't know shit about guys or how the dating game works. Poor girl, she keeps meetin douchy assholes that just use her for sex :(

3. That boy seriously needs some single time. All he does is date one girl after another and you can tell he's just dependent on them for emotional support! Wut a weak ass bich!
by hoopladoopla December 28, 2010
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Single

A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Boy: Ey girl, what are you doing out of the kitchen?
Girl: STFU asshole!! This is why you are single!
by kurrukukuxi November 05, 2011
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