Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in
by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019
A word used when drinking alcohol. If you want someone, or multiple people, to finish thier drinks, you shout "SCOTLAND!" and whoever it is directed towards HAS to chug the rest of their drink.
Person 1 is babying their drink
Person 2: Come on man we gotta go, finish your drink!
Person 1: Dude chill, we're not gonna be late.
Person 2: Yeah I'm not taking that chance, SCOTLAND!
Person 1: .... Fuckkkkkk me *begins to chug drink*
Person 2: Come on man we gotta go, finish your drink!
Person 1: Dude chill, we're not gonna be late.
Person 2: Yeah I'm not taking that chance, SCOTLAND!
Person 1: .... Fuckkkkkk me *begins to chug drink*
by DKNovak May 21, 2016
by Aye Yer Maw March 4, 2006
1 Descrided by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".
2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.
by Chalkie9009 May 22, 2005
An ode to Highlander... Home of The Cioch (Cuillin Hills, Isle of Skye), which you should only climb if you're immortal.
*shouting to mate down below* I'm fucking shitting it up here on this Cioch. Call mountain rescue NOW before I become part of Scotland's landscape!
by X-treem August 27, 2003
The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet! And we hate the ENGLISH!!
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
by BarryOuski February 22, 2005
Fantastic Nation East of Ireland and South of Norway of Haggis Munching Commando Bollocked Handsome Devils.
Natural Enemies of The SassenachsEnglishwe eventualy got sick of beating the shit out of them,so now we live in an uneasy truce for now, called The United Kingdomon the island of Great Britain.But That will change shortly when we decide to flush the fuckers down south like a rancid turdand become independent again.
Natural Enemies of The SassenachsEnglishwe eventualy got sick of beating the shit out of them,so now we live in an uneasy truce for now, called The United Kingdomon the island of Great Britain.But That will change shortly when we decide to flush the fuckers down south like a rancid turdand become independent again.
by Hamish Bond June 7, 2006