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by maxverstappen July 22, 2022
Get the postman mug.A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
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Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
Get the Postman Pat mug.The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011
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by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
Get the Postman's Day mug."I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."
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