a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression
Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019