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Plumbing the Dumpling 

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.
I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.
I didn't get any work done because I was plusing all day.
plusing by SirFern July 10, 2011

plumping 

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"
" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"
plumping by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

reverse plumbing 

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
reverse plumbing by chonk cat December 17, 2011

Deep sea plumbing 

It is when you stick your dick far into the toilet's trapway to fuck the pipes. It simulates real sex and unclogs the pipes
Hustler 1: Yo dog, I can't afford no hoes no more after the GST got raised
Hustler 2: How big's your dick?
Hustler 1: Man I use it as a tripod sometimes when my legs get tired
Hustler 2: Just go deep sea plumbing, you feel me?
Meaning cool, well dressed, wise, awesome, basicly anything good/awesome
"Matt I like your tie"
"I know its so plyming"
or
"I saw a platypuss today, it was so plyming"
Plyming by riverroadkill June 16, 2009