pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

singing dixie out of my ass

To state soemthing you are unsure of, or to tell something to someone that will be ignored.

"Is that George Bush up there or am I signing Dixie out of my ass?" "Did you hear what I said before, or was I just singing Dixie out of my ass?"

by Roofy15122 April 2, 2007

Take a snap out of my ass

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 16, 2020

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 7, 2005