oh god

the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;

may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"

can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"

Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!

by infamous_xo April 21, 2009

Oh god

The look on your face when it's midnight and someone you wish you didn't know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"

me: i gtg. gnight

person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

me: oh god

person: rap almost looks like the word rape!

(log off)

by flashflashflash November 27, 2011

oh god no

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.

VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!

by shivuFk January 8, 2009

oh god

when nick runs past a baseball coming to him in the air and then falls down he screams this

nick yelled oh god when he missed the ball

by big ass February 28, 2005

oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.

Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
-
Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?

by Miriam85 February 8, 2010