A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"
by Justwrite80 September 16, 2015
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Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.
by Frankenstein Goldfinger October 24, 2008
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How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
by CaTheMousseiest August 13, 2013
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using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair
Look at what straightening my hair did!
by dancerxox9 August 24, 2008
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Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.
Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006
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to tease your hair.
another word you would use to say to tease my hair.
you would tease your hair when you want it to seem bigger, like a scene kid.
girl1:"omg you bat your hair?!"
girl 2:"for sure!"
girl 1:"i bat my hair too!!!"
girl 2:"twinssss"
by erin:] July 28, 2009
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the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
by Toight-like-a-tygah October 7, 2019
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