you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 24, 2017

My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

by Ghee boy March 7, 2019

My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 16, 2016

My dick fell ofF

When a dick falls of your ball sack

MY DICK FELL OFF!

by MY. Dick. Fell. Off. March 8, 2018

My dick fell off

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

my dick fell off

a really bad spongebob vine

MY DICK FELL OFF

by nick554090 May 21, 2019

My dick fell off

Is a meme that is used in joke

For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke

by Yea I’ll frick a creeper October 26, 2019